Si SIMA !!!

      Sima has gained some degree of popularity inside the faculty room. She is mentioned quite often during light conversations among teachers. Who is Sima? Sima is simply an illusory character. So how did she evolve into one? Here is her story:

A few weeks ago, a student came up to me inside the faculty room.

Student:    Sir baka puwede pa po ako mag special exam ng prelim?

Tristan:     Hindi na puwede. I gave you all the chances before pero 

                     talagang 'di tayo magpanagpo.

Student:   Special project na lang po Sir. Sige na po special project 

                    na lang.

Tristan:     Special project pala ha! Sige, pumunta ka sa Fukushima 

                     at linisan mo yung nuclear reactor dun!

Student:   Sige Sir pupunta po ako ng Japan.

Faculty:    Ano Tris? Fuki………fuki ni Sima?

Student:   Kahit bibig ko po gawin kong panlinis Sir.

Tristan:    Sir hindi po! Fukushima po! Yung sa Japan po yung may 

                    nuclear plant!

Move over Shamcey. Here comes Sima!