Friday, December 27, 2013

REUNION PICK-UP LINES.....






The Christmas season is also a time for organizing and attending reunions. So what are the usual topics and questions? 

Here they are, without further ado…….



About financial status…….

“Gara ng sasakyan natin ah!”
“Uy balita ko big time ka na ha?”
“Saan ka na ngayon?”
“Doon ka pa rin ba?”
“Ano na work mo?”
“How is your business?”
“Di ka na ma reach ha!”
“Ganda ng bag! Totoo yan?”


About personal life…….

“Hindi pala kayo nagkatuluyan ni _______?”
“Anong nangyari ba’t kayo naghiwalay, third party ba?”
“Hindi ko alam ikinasal ka na pala!”
“Balita ko ganda ng wedding mo, magkano inabot?”
“Ilan na anak mo?”
“O bakit wala pa kayong anak?”
“O bakit single ka pa din?”


About physical appearance…….

"Ikaw na ba yan? Di kita nakilala!"
“Uy anong nangyari sayo ang lapad lapad moooooo!”
“Ang slim slim mo pa din!”
“Ang laki ng ipinayat mo! Anong ginawa mo?”
“Bagay sayo buhok mo ngayon!”
“Saan ka nagpapa-straight?”
“Ganda ng skin mo ano iniinom mo?”
“Ang puti puti mo! Gluta?” 


Still planning to attend next year?  :]



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